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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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beautifuldirectioner:

haaazaaa:

harryyyyy:

if my future kids arent funny im returning them 

Returning them to your vagina?

My mom always threatens to ‘take me out the way I came in’.  So, you never know.  It could be possible..

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dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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almyro:

capitalism bro

almyro:

capitalism bro

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That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

 - Charles BukowskiWomen (via feellng)
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idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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mistergoodlife:

Aventador | Mr. Goodlife | Instagram

mistergoodlife:

Aventador | Mr. Goodlife | Instagram

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

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kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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