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fynneyseas:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

WATCH THE VIDEO, THEY DO A NOT ALL MEN BIT AT THE END

July 2014
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avoxfinick:

just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

I DONT GET IT, IM DUMB TOO DONT WORRY

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haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
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Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

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Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

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billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

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itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

July 2014
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iwasgavin:

True Life: I fed my cat so much, he became a pillow pet

iwasgavin:

True Life: I fed my cat so much, he became a pillow pet

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radioheavy:

catgotyoururl:

dicktho:

catgotyoururl:

lmao today my Dad made a joke about how i’ll have girls living on either side of my dorm room and it’s like yeah dad i hope they don’t mind the enormous amount of GAY SEX I’LL BE HAVING

are you sure ur gonna have sex

let a boy dream alright

Hahahahhahahhahahahahahahah

July 2014
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petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

July 2014
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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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thebigbearcave:

kncholitar:

thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

The biggest Earthbender of all times…

I really needed Toph Tuesday, thanks to everyone that reblogged and liked. I hope it goes round and round! ♥♥♥

July 2014
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applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

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shitshilarious:

dztriple:

svalts:

but yeah I died

So

Is that a pissed face because of the color pun, or is it because he played Mr. Pink in Pulp Fiction

I mean it works on a few levels

Just saying

Shut up